Just an FYI for you there, buddy. Combat boots + ape-hangers + facial hair do not make a man. Neither does being a douche bag to women. However, I will say, nice shorts at the beach there, buddy. It appears however, that you forgot something. 'Cause honestly, no dude with balls would ever wear dolphin shorts. Too much of a risk of them slipping out. We understand. In the meantime, we will hold on to them for you, but when you are ready, just remember....
 |